<?xml version="1.0"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>K-Links Platinum Demo</title><link>http://www.klinksdemo.com/index.php</link><description></description><generator></generator><item><title>5 Head Laser Pointers</title><description><![CDATA[Laser Pointer Keychains...2500+ feet of crisp infrared 5 different heads Gives you 5 different shapes!   FEATURES:  POWERFUL PRECISION CRAFTED THREE BRAND NEW LR44(AG3) 1.5 VOLT BATTERIES INCLUDED WAVELENGTH 650NM ULTRA BRIGHT!!! RANGE,"","","","","",2500 FEET+   TONS OF DIFFERENT USES:   TEACHERS  STUDENTS  REALTORS  CONSTRUCTION PROFESSIONALS  PET TRAINERS  SPORT COACHES   RAVES  PARTYS  SALES PROFESSIONALS  THIS IS MADE OF METAL AND IS NOT A CHEAPLY MADE PRODUCT!!! IT HAS A ON/OFF PUSH BUTTON THE LASER IS 3&#34 LONG....5 1/2&#34 OVERALL WITH KEY CHAIN YOU WONT FIND A BETTER DEAL !!]]></description><website>http://www.discountshopfest.com/affiliates/cgi-bin/clickthru.cgi?id=YOURAFFID&page=http://www.discountshopfest.com/catalog/product_info.php/products_id/7833</website><price>6</price><added>1105117499</added><updated>1105117499</updated><hits>1</hits><url>5-head-laser-pointers90981</url></item><item><title>Gag Parking Tickets</title><description><![CDATA[Tired of people parking in your parking space. How about those that park in the Handicap spaces for convenience instead of necessity!  Well the last laugh will be yours when they see the $100 Parking Ticket on their Windshield.  NEON RED COLOR MAKES IT EASY TO SEE FROM HUNDREDS OF FEET!  This will be the best $.20 cents you will ever spend. Just the look on their face as they walk to the car and see their &#39Ticket&#39.  Get&#39s even better when they realize they have been had and owe the Tooth Fairy $100!]]></description><website>http://www.discountshopfest.com/affiliates/cgi-bin/clickthru.cgi?id=YOURAFFID&page=http://www.discountshopfest.com/catalog/product_info.php/products_id/7845</website><price>7</price><added>1105117499</added><updated>1105117499</updated><hits>1</hits><url>gag-parking-tickets</url></item><item><title>Gag Lottery Tickets</title><description><![CDATA[The look on their face when they think they have just won $50,000 is priceless!   These gag lotto tickets are nearly impossible to discern from a real ticket without reading the back of the ticket.   **WARNING** We can not be held responsible for the bodily damage that may result when your victim realizes the joke you have played!  Standard Orders can expect to receive an assortment of 3 styles, while larger quantity orders will receive a selection of over 5 great styles with various winning amounts between $5,000 and $50,000.  ]]></description><website>http://www.discountshopfest.com/affiliates/cgi-bin/clickthru.cgi?id=YOURAFFID&page=http://www.discountshopfest.com/catalog/product_info.php/products_id/7846</website><price>7</price><added>1105117499</added><updated>1105117499</updated><hits>1</hits><url>gag-lottery-tickets</url></item><item><title>The Amazing Glo Wand</title><description><![CDATA[THE AMAZING GLO WAND  This Product is shaping up to be one of the hottest selling products of the year - THIS AMAZING STROBE PEN IS SO BRIGHT IT CAN BE SEEN OVER 1 MILE AWAY!   GREAT FOR ALL EVENTS CLUBS PARTIES WALKERS/JOGGERS 4TH OF July YOUR PETS WILL LOVE IT CONCERTS THE BEACH AND MANY MORE...  THIS IS THE NEWEST VERSION OF THE GLOW WAND.   *GLOW LIGHT WAND HAS TWO DIFFERENT FUNCTIONS, PRESS THE BUTTON ONCE AND YOU GET A CONTINUOUS ON FUNCTION.  PRESS THE BUTTON AGAIN AND YOU GET THE FLASHING FUNCTION.  REMOVE THE WAND AND USE IT AS A TORCHLIGHT!  (RED, BLUE, GREEN, WHITE AVAILABLE)  *Batteries Included*  Sorry, no color requests for this item are available]]></description><website>http://www.discountshopfest.com/affiliates/cgi-bin/clickthru.cgi?id=YOURAFFID&page=http://www.discountshopfest.com/catalog/product_info.php/products_id/7880</website><price>8</price><added>1105117499</added><updated>1105117499</updated><hits>1</hits><url>the-amazing-glo-wand</url></item><item><title>Bush/Bin Laden Parody Quarter</title><description><![CDATA[THIS IS NOVELTY FUNNY MONEY AND NOT INTENDED TO BE USED AS U.S. CURRENCY.   This coin depicts President Bush rounding up bin laden. Slightly larger than a normal Quarter but has the same weight, as it was struck over a real State Quarter!  This item is a great commemorative of our fight against terror.  VERY WELL DONE, LOOKS LIKE A REAL QUARTER.  ]]></description><website>http://www.discountshopfest.com/affiliates/cgi-bin/clickthru.cgi?id=YOURAFFID&page=http://www.discountshopfest.com/catalog/product_info.php/products_id/7909</website><price>9</price><added>1105117499</added><updated>1105117499</updated><hits>1</hits><url>bush-bin-laden-parody-quarter</url></item><item><title>Bill Clinton Parody Quarter</title><description><![CDATA[From the Monica Mint (not affiliated with the US Mint).   THIS IS NOVELTY FUNNY MONEY AND NOT INTENDED TO BE USED AS U.S. CURRENCY.   This is a PARODY of the Arkansas State Quarter due out in 2003. Slightly larger than a normal Quarter but has the same weight, as it was struck over a real State Quarter.   Flip it and it will land &#39HEAD&#39 side up every time!   This item Pokes fun at a President that was in CLOSE QUARTERS with a few too many young women and the only man who has his own Penal Code.   VERY WELL DONE, LOOKS LIKE A REAL QUARTER.   Great item for Swap meets and Flea Markets as well as online auctions.   **NOTE** These are not the Cheap ones that are currently being sold at the same price. You can tell if you received the good ones because the front says &#39Head Quarters&#39 and the fake ones say &#39Close Quarters&#39 ]]></description><website>http://www.discountshopfest.com/affiliates/cgi-bin/clickthru.cgi?id=YOURAFFID&page=http://www.discountshopfest.com/catalog/product_info.php/products_id/7910</website><price>9</price><added>1105117499</added><updated>1105117499</updated><hits>1</hits><url>bill-clinton-parody-quarter82826</url></item><item><title>Bill Clinton Parody Quarter #2</title><description><![CDATA[Clinton Parody Washington DC Quarter  So Real Looking, It has been Banned on eBay!!  From the Monica Mint (not affiliated with the US Mint).   THIS IS NOVELTY FUNNY MONEY AND NOT INTENDED TO BE USED AS U.S. CURRENCY.   This is a PARODY of the Washington D]]></description><website>http://www.discountshopfest.com/affiliates/cgi-bin/clickthru.cgi?id=YOURAFFID&page=http://www.discountshopfest.com/catalog/product_info.php/products_id/7911</website><price>9</price><added>1105117499</added><updated>1105117499</updated><hits>1</hits><url>bill-clinton-parody-quarter-2</url></item><item><title>&#34Let&#39s Roll Patriotic Quarter&#34</title><description><![CDATA[Lets Roll&#34 Patriotic Parody Quarter  THIS IS NOVELTY FUNNY MONEY AND NOT INTENDED TO BE USED AS U.S. CURRENCY.   This coin depicts The American Eagle with a Flag as the Back Drop and the saying &#34Lets Roll&#34. Slightly larger than a normal Quarter but has the same weight, as it was struck over a real State Quarter.   This item is a great commemorative of our fight against terror as well as some views on current military possibilities.  VERY WELL DONE, LOOKS LIKE A REAL QUARTER. ]]></description><website>http://www.discountshopfest.com/affiliates/cgi-bin/clickthru.cgi?id=YOURAFFID&page=http://www.discountshopfest.com/catalog/product_info.php/products_id/7912</website><price>9</price><added>1105117499</added><updated>1105117499</updated><hits>1</hits><url>34let-39s-roll-patriotic-quarter-34</url></item><item><title>Hillary Clinton Parody Quarter</title><description><![CDATA[2003 HILLARY PARODY QUARTER  THIS IS NOVELTY FUNNY MONEY AND NOT INTENDED TO BE USED AS U.S. CURRENCY.   Slightly larger than a normal Quarter but has the same weight, as it was struck over a real State Quarter!  This item is a great parody of the &#39Duality&#39 of Mrs. Clinton.  VERY WELL DONE, LOOKS LIKE A REAL QUARTER! ]]></description><website>http://www.discountshopfest.com/affiliates/cgi-bin/clickthru.cgi?id=YOURAFFID&page=http://www.discountshopfest.com/catalog/product_info.php/products_id/7913</website><price>9</price><added>1105117499</added><updated>1105117499</updated><hits>1</hits><url>hillary-clinton-parody-quarter53596</url></item><item><title>Iraq&#39s Most Wanted Playing Cards</title><description><![CDATA[Iraqi - &#3455 Most Wanted&#34 - Playing Card Set  Just Like the Cards Given to Our Troops in Iraq  These 55 Most Wanted Iraqi Playing Cards are just like the cards given to thousands of our troops in Iraq. Iraq Playing Cards feature the list of the 55 most wanted Iraqi leaders, dead or alive.   Command officials designed the cards – displaying the names, faces and titles of the Iraqis – to help soldiers and Marines in the field should contact occur.  Most Wanted Iraqi decks feature Saddam Hussein, Qusai Hussein, Odai Hussein, Mohammad Saeed al-Sahhaf, and many other Iraqi leaders.  These Iraq’s Most Wanted Playing Cards are poker size. They are 2-1/2 inches wide by 3-1/2 inches tall. The Iraq cards are plastic-coated and printed on high quality stock. Decks come packed inside Camouflage Deck Case.]]></description><website>http://www.discountshopfest.com/affiliates/cgi-bin/clickthru.cgi?id=YOURAFFID&page=http://www.discountshopfest.com/catalog/product_info.php/products_id/7963</website><price>10</price><added>1105117499</added><updated>1105117499</updated><hits>1</hits><url>iraq-39s-most-wanted-playing-cards</url></item><item><title>Jurrasic Park Dinosaur Claw Stickers</title><description><![CDATA[Hardley Dangerous Jurassic Damage Claw Stickers  Yes, these Hardley Dangerous Jurassic Damage Claw stickers are AWESOME   Can&#39t you just picture these coming out at you from your   Car trunk  Basement Door  Locker  Tool Box  Computer Case  Boat Jet Skis  Shed  Mail Box  Storage bin  Unlimited Uses!]]></description><website>http://www.discountshopfest.com/affiliates/cgi-bin/clickthru.cgi?id=YOURAFFID&page=http://www.discountshopfest.com/catalog/product_info.php/products_id/7708</website><price>3</price><added>1105117498</added><updated>1105117498</updated><url>jurrasic-park-dinosaur-claw-stickers</url></item><item><title>Fake Bullet Hole Stickers</title><description><![CDATA[Hardley Dangerous Bullet Hole Illusions THIS COULD POSSIBLY BE THE BEST PRANK ITEM EVER!   SO REALISTIC PEOPLE TRY TO PUT FINGER IN THE HOLE!   PERFECT FOR: MOTORCYCLE GAS TANKS  TRUCKS  BOATS  CAMPERS  JET SKI  SCOOTERS  MAILBOXES  ALUMINUM SIDING  POP CANS  HARDHATS  OFFICE FILING CABINETS  DESKS  POP MACHINES  TOOLBOX  SCREEN PORCHES   ANY THING JUST USE YOUR IMAGINATION!  These are not the cheap imitations you have seen from other venders!  These are high quality graphical representations that will not harm the material they are applied to!  WE HAVE 4 STYLES TO CHOOSE FROM EXTREME, CRACK-UPS, ORIGINAL and MINI]]></description><website>http://www.discountshopfest.com/affiliates/cgi-bin/clickthru.cgi?id=YOURAFFID&page=http://www.discountshopfest.com/catalog/product_info.php/products_id/7709</website><price>3</price><added>1105117498</added><updated>1105117498</updated><url>fake-bullet-hole-stickers</url></item><item><title>Sept 11th Commemorative Bill</title><description><![CDATA[Soon To Be A Collector&#39s Item!   They look, feel, smell and are the same size as a real bill &#392001 BUSH BILL&#39 in memoriam of September 11, 2001 Great gift idea  Front of the bill has a picture of President Bush: Back has a memoriam... &#39Dedicated to the memory of those lost on this day of infamy- &#39September 11, 2001&#39 ]]></description><website>http://www.discountshopfest.com/affiliates/cgi-bin/clickthru.cgi?id=YOURAFFID&page=http://www.discountshopfest.com/catalog/product_info.php/products_id/7796</website><price>5</price><added>1105117498</added><updated>1105117498</updated><url>sept-11th-commemorative-bill</url></item><item><title>Cell Phone Styled Calculator</title><description><![CDATA[CELL PHONE STYLED CALCULATORS!   Hurry and get these while supplies last!  This item is an excellent impulse buy! To help assist in your auction sales, we have arranged to have these cased in the same style as shown in the picture to the left.   This means you will receive 1 case of the same style making it easy to run Dutch Auctions within listing policies.  CELL PHONE CALCULATOR FEATURES: ON/OFF Button tone Fully functional Calculator 8 Digit Display Battery included!  Attractive cell phone styled calculator is the ideal novelty. Fun and functional!]]></description><website>http://www.discountshopfest.com/affiliates/cgi-bin/clickthru.cgi?id=YOURAFFID&page=http://www.discountshopfest.com/catalog/product_info.php/products_id/7808</website><price>6</price><added>1105117498</added><updated>1105117498</updated><url>cell-phone-styled-calculator</url></item><item><title>Raunchy Smelling Fart Bags</title><description><![CDATA[Exploding Fart Bags  Exploding Fart Bags - These are the ultimate gag items. These fart bags/stink bombs really, really smell!  Simply squeeze the fart bag to activate and immediately it will begin to expand until it bursts with a loud bang and NASTY SMELL!   These are very safe products that &#39explode&#39 with air pressure rather than fire. There is no heat, flames, unsafe chemicals involved, simply squeeze and set down (Don&#39t forget to hold your nose).  ]]></description><website>http://www.discountshopfest.com/affiliates/cgi-bin/clickthru.cgi?id=YOURAFFID&page=http://www.discountshopfest.com/catalog/product_info.php/products_id/8445</website><price>32</price><added>1105117487</added><updated>1105117487</updated><url>raunchy-smelling-fart-bags73254</url></item></channel></rss>